Victimhood jokes

What do feminists do when they fail at something?

Blame men for sexism and misogyny.

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.

Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

When is a rape victim right?

When she admits she lied.

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

Rape victims suck, literally.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.