Vengefulness jokes

A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.

The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.

The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.