Vanishing act jokes

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?

"Now sashimi, now you don't!"

Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

Mom: "He got inside a white van."

A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!