what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
what is Beethoven's favourite vehicle
a van
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Why Did The Van Cross The Road? To Get To The School For The Little Kids
Pedophile: You dropped your candy. Girl: Thanks! Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy. Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one? Girl: How far is your house? Pedophile: Its that white one right over there. Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster? Pedophile: Yep its that one. Girl:.... Sure! :P Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
your mum
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
Mosely in a white van
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
What shoes does a profile wear?
White vans
