Unsinkable jokes
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.