Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
