Unsinkable jokes
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?