There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants ? Because Chernobyl fallout .
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.