UK jokes
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
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Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.