Twilight jokes

Summary of Twilight in one sentence:

Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.

What is the Twilight series about?

A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

The Twilight fanbase.

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.