Twilight

Twilight Jokes

Edward

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Sun

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

Cannibal

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Death

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.