Tv source jokes

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!