Tv source jokes

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"