Tu yung jokes
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
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I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
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