Tu yung jokes

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.

UU looks like boobies, hehe.