Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Tsunami Jokes
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
