Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
I have a riddle for u;
10 people are on a boat But they all die due to a tsunami except the captain Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat” Once he eats it, he starts crying Why?
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating causing a tsunami
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
what did the beach goers in north carolina say when there was a tsunami?
nothing they died
