I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
Why is Donald Trump so Mad Because he is a Trumpet
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
What bathroom does a trumpet go to? The brass room...
What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
what did the trumpet say to trump hi fellow trumpet
