Trap Door jokes
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.

