Traffic cone jokes

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

What did one traffic light say to the other?

"Stop looking, I am changing."

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.