I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it’s more of a wrap
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday but it’s actually more of a rap
how do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see it's facial expressions how do you get the baby out with a tortilla chip
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
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What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender. How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
