Tortilla

Tortilla Jokes

Song

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

Twin Towers

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Chip

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

Song

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

Baby

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

Baby

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.

Baby

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

Blender

How did you get Sally into a blender?

- Without much resistance.

How do you get Sally out of a blender?

- Tortilla chips.

Baby

How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.