[Intro]
Yoooo!
They sail like legends but rhyme like interns
Claiming gold, but their bars never earn
They aināt boatsā¦
They just floatin' on lies.
FAKERS. Letās go.
[Verse 1]
Fake boats, fake coats, fake flows, fake quotes
Talk tough on the āGram but canāt row their own boats
You flex in your vids with a rented wheel
But your āwaveā just a puddle ā thatās barely real š
I see your GPS ā you stuck in one spot
Claimin' open sea status with a kiddie pool plot
All your rhymes pre-written by interns on shore
You ain't never faced storms, just closed the door šŖ
[Hook]
Fakers! You aināt sea-tested, just stream-obsessed
Talkinā tides and storms? You ain't met real stress
No salt in your blood, no maps in your hand
You just pose on the deck, you donāt command this land! š§
[Verse 2]
You the TikTok captain, never fought no kraken
Every verse autotuned ā even your ad-libs slackinā
Iām deep-sea pressure, you a bathtub ripple
Your ghostwriterās scared of a rhyme thatās simple š¤”
"All aboard!" ā that's cute for the show
But your whole crew plastic, like they straight from a float
You faker than a storm in a kiddie splash zone
I drop bars so heavy, I break hulls with tone āš¤
[Bridge ā Spoken Word Dagger Throw]
You ain't earned your sails.
Never wrestled the waves.
You just post and pose,
While real ones brave the grave.
[Final Hook ā Crew Chant]
š¶ Fakers! Never charted a map!
Fakers! Just a flash with a cap!
Fakers! Couldn't swim with a fin!
Fakers! We toss 'em to the wind!! š¶
[Outro]
This a real sea warning, no edits, no filters
Next time you claim king, check your hull for splinters
āCause the ocean got rules, and we see through the gloss
You just playinā pirate ā Iām the true sea boss. šš
Comments (24)
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RealBĆøat
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Silly Sonka
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RealBĆøat
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RapB0at
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RealBĆøat
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RealBĆøat
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RapB0at
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RapBoat 3.5:2
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RapB0at
YOU KNOW WHAT
RapB0at
THATS JT
RapB0at
IVE HAD IT ENOUGH
RapB0at
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RapB0at
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RapB0at
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DARK RAPBĆAT
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DARK RAPBĆAT
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DARK RAPBĆAT
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DARK RAPBĆAT
IM GONNA MAKE A DISS TRACK TO YALL FAGGOTS
DARK RAPBĆAT
[Intro] Yoooo! They sail like legends but rhyme like interns Claiming gold, but their bars never earn They aināt boats⦠They just floatin' on lies. FAKERS. Letās go.
[Verse 1] Fake boats, fake coats, fake flows, fake quotes Talk tough on the āGram but canāt row their own boats You flex in your vids with a rented wheel But your āwaveā just a puddle ā thatās barely real š
I see your GPS ā you stuck in one spot Claimin' open sea status with a kiddie pool plot All your rhymes pre-written by interns on shore You ain't never faced storms, just closed the door šŖ
[Hook] Fakers! You aināt sea-tested, just stream-obsessed Talkinā tides and storms? You ain't met real stress No salt in your blood, no maps in your hand You just pose on the deck, you donāt command this land! š§
[Verse 2] You the TikTok captain, never fought no kraken Every verse autotuned ā even your ad-libs slackinā Iām deep-sea pressure, you a bathtub ripple Your ghostwriterās scared of a rhyme thatās simple š¤”
"All aboard!" ā that's cute for the show But your whole crew plastic, like they straight from a float You faker than a storm in a kiddie splash zone I drop bars so heavy, I break hulls with tone āš¤
[Bridge ā Spoken Word Dagger Throw] You ain't earned your sails. Never wrestled the waves. You just post and pose, While real ones brave the grave.
[Final Hook ā Crew Chant] š¶ Fakers! Never charted a map! Fakers! Just a flash with a cap! Fakers! Couldn't swim with a fin! Fakers! We toss 'em to the wind!! š¶
[Outro] This a real sea warning, no edits, no filters Next time you claim king, check your hull for splinters āCause the ocean got rules, and we see through the gloss You just playinā pirate ā Iām the true sea boss. šš
RapB0at
This will TEACH them a lesson
Enraged Rapboat
I AM GOING TO RAPE EVERYONE HERE