Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
because of gravity
you
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
