Skinny Mama

These jokes are all shit....

Ikr

Yo mama so black that when she wears yellow lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo mama so black that she sweats soy sauce.

Yo mama so black that when you turn off the lights she disappears.

Yo mama so black that she bleeds smoke.

Yo mama so black that she got in the jacuzzi and the water turned into coffee.

Yo mama so cold that she got in the hot tub and it froze.

Yo mama so cold that she gives everyone around her frostbite.

Yo mama so dumb that her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper so she got out a hen and raped her.

Yo mama so skinny that she can wear a bracelet around her neck and not choke.

Yo mama so strict that she enforced a curfew for the whole neighborhood.

Yo mama so strict that she wants you home before during and after dark.

Yo mama so strong that she can gargle peanut butter.

Yo mama so strong that she can drink Nutella through a straw.

Yo mama so strong that every time she hugs her friends she lifts them.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo ma so stupid that she tried to eat Eminem the rapper.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to eat Cupcakke the rapper.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Burger King was a literal king of Burgers.

Yo mama so tall that she tripped in Nevada and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so tall that when she plays basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.

Yo mama so ugly she had to do picture day facing the wall.

Yo mama so ugly that she tried to look in the mirror and her reflection ran away.

Yo mama so ugly that her face is blurred on her ID card.

Yo mama so ugly that when Santa saw her he said “Ho Ho Holy Shit!”

Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason Spider-Man wears a mask.

Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason Sonic runs fast.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror the mirror broke.

Yo mama so ugly that not even Godzilla will step on her.

Yo mama so short that you can see her whole entire body on her drivers license.

Yo mama so dirty that even the roaches wear slippers.

Yo mama so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so dirty that when she gets home the roaches sing “We are family.”

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach all of the whales came and sang “We are family even though you’re fatter than me.”

Yo mama so fat that she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama so hot that she is the reason Spencer Shay started all those fires on iCarly.

Yo mama so hot that when she got in the hot tub the water turned into lava.

Yo mama so hot that her blood type is lava.

Yo mama so hot that the sun went blind.

Yo mama so stupid she thought that The Outsiders was about going outside.

Yo mamas ass is so big that even Nicki Minaj is jealous.

Yo mama so cold that even Elsa is jealous.

Yo mama so cold that she is the reason the movie is called Frozen.

Yo mama so dumb that she thinks the movie Godzilla is about God.

Yo mama so tall that Godzilla was her pet lizard.

Yo mama so old her first car was a chariot.

Yo mama so old that her first pet was a pterodactyl.