Skinny Mama

These jokes are all shit....

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Yo mama so black that when she wears yellow lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo mama so black that she sweats soy sauce.

Yo mama so black that when you turn off the lights she disappears.

Yo mama so black that she bleeds smoke.

Yo mama so black that she got in the jacuzzi and the water turned into coffee.

Yo mama so cold that she got in the hot tub and it froze.

Yo mama so cold that she gives everyone around her frostbite.

Yo mama so dumb that her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper so she got out a hen and raped her.

Yo mama so dumb that her teacher told her to do an essay so she went home and fucked a Mexican.

Yo mama so dumb that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so dumb that when she heard it was chilly outside she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought TikTok was an alarm app.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Cat Valentine was a literal cat.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to school she sat next to the whole class.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody that was there.

Yo mama so fat that when she pressed the up button for the elevator it went down.

Yo mama so fat that not even Dora cant explore her.

Yo mama so fat that her address is McDonald’s.

Yo mama so fat that her only friend on Facebook is McDonald's.

Yo mama so fat that she falls off both sides of the bed,

Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her in 2014 and it’s still printing.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to hug her I got stuck.

Yo mama so fat that when I took a photo of her on my phone I ran out of storage.

Yo mama so fat that every time she tries to use the escalator it turns into a ramp.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears her white sweater people think she is Antarctica.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears her pink shirt people think she is bubblegum.

You mama so fat that when she wears her blue dress people think the sky is falling.

Yo mama so far that when she wears her green bikini people shouted Godzilla.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her yellow sweater people thought she was the sun.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her orange shirt people thought she was the sun.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her red dress people shouted Koolaid Man.

Yo mama so fat her high school photo was a double page spread.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

Yo mama so fat that when she wakes up she is in sections.

Yo mama so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat that I tried to hang a photo of her on my wall and my wall fell over.

Yo mama so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so fat that not even Kirby can eat her.

Yo mama so fat that she went to Wendy’s tripped over McDonald’s rolled over Taco Bell and landed on Burger King.

Yo mama so fat that she went to JCPenney, tripped over Walmart, rolled over Target, and landed on KMart.

Yo mama so fat she picks her teeth with the Olsen Twins.

Yo mama so greasy that she uses bacon as a bandaid.

Yo mama so greasy that she sweats butter and syrup and because of this she has a job at IHOP wiping pancakes across her forehead.

Yo mama so hairy that she braids her elbows.

Yo mama so hairy that Chewbacca fell in love with her.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it.

Yo mama so hairy that her nipples look like coconuts.

Yo mama so hairy that when she went to the movie theater to see the new Star Wars movie everybody who was there thought that Chewbacca had been making a special appearance.

Yo mama so hairy that she shaves with a weed wacker.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 37 pounds.

Yo mama so lazy that she has a stay at home job but she still is not able to get to work on time.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 16.

Yo mama so mean that McDonald’s won’t even serve her happy meals.

Yo mama so mean that not even the grinch wants to date her.

Yo mama so mean that your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

Yo mama so mean that she ate Mr Grouper and she made of the Bubble Guppies cry.

Yo mama so mean that she put Godzilla and Kong in timeout for fighting with each other.

Yo mama so old that her birth year only has 1 digit.

Yo mama so old that when they tried to write out her age they didn’t have space for anymore digits.

Yo mama so old that they didn’t teach history when she was in school.

Yo mama so old that when I took a picture of her it came out in black and white.

Yo mama so old that her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama so old that when she was a child rainbows were in black and white.

Yo mama so old that when she farts dust comes out.

Yo mama so old that when she shits rust comes out.

Yo mama so old that she sat behind Moses in freshman year.

Yo mama so old that she sat behind Jesus in fourth grade.

Yo mama so old that she tried to make a TikTok and broke her hip.

Yo mama so old that she watched the movie 300 in real life.

Yo mama so old that she watched WWI.

Yo mama so poor that she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor she wears Cheerios for earrings.

Yo mama so poor that she hangs toilet paper out to dry.

Yo mama so poor that when I saw her kicking a can around I asked her what she was doing and she said that she was moving.

Yo mama so poor that she wears towels for dresses.

Yo mama so short that not even ants can see her.

Yo mama so short that she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so short that she leaves for work under the door.

Yo mama so short that she can limbo dance under the table.

Yo mama so short that the only photos you have of her are under a microscope.

Yo mama so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny that when she wears her yellow dress people mistake her for a number two pencil.

Yo mama so skinny that she can wear a bracelet around her neck and not choke.

Yo mama so strict that she enforced a curfew for the whole neighborhood.

Yo mama so strict that she wants you home before during and after dark.

Yo mama so strong that she can gargle peanut butter.

Yo mama so strong that she can drink Nutella through a straw.

Yo mama so strong that every time she hugs her friends she lifts them.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo ma so stupid that she tried to eat Eminem the rapper.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to eat Cupcakke the rapper.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Burger King was a literal king of Burgers.

Yo mama so tall that she tripped in Nevada and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so tall that when she plays basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.

Yo mama so ugly she had to do picture day facing the wall.

Yo mama so ugly that she tried to look in the mirror and her reflection ran away.

Yo mama so ugly that her face is blurred on her ID card.

Yo mama so ugly that when Santa saw her he said “Ho Ho Holy Shit!”

Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason Spider-Man wears a mask.

Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason Sonic runs fast.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror the mirror broke.

Yo mama so ugly that not even Godzilla will step on her.

Yo mama so short that you can see her whole entire body on her drivers license.

Yo mama so dirty that even the roaches wear slippers.

Yo mama so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so dirty that when she gets home the roaches sing “We are family.”

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach all of the whales came and sang “We are family even though you’re fatter than me.”

Yo mama so fat that she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama so hot that she is the reason Spencer Shay started all those fires on iCarly.

Yo mama so hot that when she got in the hot tub the water turned into lava.

Yo mama so hot that her blood type is lava.

Yo mama so hot that the sun went blind.

Yo mama so stupid she thought that The Outsiders was about going outside.

Yo mamas ass is so big that even Nicki Minaj is jealous.

Yo mama so cold that even Elsa is jealous.

Yo mama so cold that she is the reason the movie is called Frozen.

Yo mama so dumb that she thinks the movie Godzilla is about God.

Yo mama so tall that Godzilla was her pet lizard.

Yo mama so old her first car was a chariot.

Yo mama so old that her first pet was a pterodactyl.