Toilet Paper Rolls jokes
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.