Toilet Paper Rolls jokes
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.