Toilet Paper Rolls jokes
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.