Toilet Paper Rolls jokes

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.

So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because of gravity.