Toe nail jokes

You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.

Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.