Toaster pastry jokes

Toaster

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

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    Marshmallow

    Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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  • Tower

    What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.

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