Toaster pastry jokes

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

The toaster;

otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.