Toaster pastry jokes

In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.

Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?

Well why are there no Momtarts?

Because of the PASTRYarchy!