Toaster pastry jokes

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.