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Anonymous · 9 years ago
  • Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.

    He was high on my list of priorities.

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    Anonymous · 9 years ago
  • After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

    God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

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