Time Period jokes

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.