Thumbtack jokes

Height

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Lighter

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

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  • Red Dot

    I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

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  • Fan

    I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.