Throbbing jokes
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
Community talk
Jake throws Blach on the bed and gradually takes off his pugilists. He then proceeds to visually examine Blach’s long, hard, cock. He gradually moves his finger up the side of Blach’s dick. After that, he very gradually licks the side of Blach’s penis. He swirls his tongue around the head his dick. Then he suctions on JUUUUSSSTT the tip of his throbbing hard cock. He then tickles and licks Blach’s balls... Blach opta… Read more