Thriller jokes
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!