I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
