Their jokes
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.