Their jokes

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

Why did the orphan wait in line?

To see their parents next.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they come back, unlike their dad.

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.

-THE END-

This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.

Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.

Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."