Their jokes
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.