Their jokes
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!