Their jokes
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.