Their jokes
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.