Their jokes
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.