Their jokes

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.