Their jokes
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.