Their jokes
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.