Their jokes
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.