Their jokes
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."