Their jokes
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.