Their jokes
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.