Their jokes
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasnโt come back with the milk.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "ๆณๅไปไน (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "ๅ้ธกๅทด (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they arenโt.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. ๐ก๐คฌ๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ