Their jokes
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.