Their jokes
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.