Their jokes
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?