Their jokes
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.