Their jokes
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.