The jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Memes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.