The jokes
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.