The jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.