The jokes
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
The Stigg
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.