The jokes
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.