The jokes

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Not to get home, that's for sure.

Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"

Where do you buy cows in bulk?

At the stock market.

What's black and long?

- The line at KFC.

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

Answer: A bath bomb.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.